A package of 100 vegan-friendly condoms. I bought them a few years after I went vegan (this is a not so dumb part of this story) and a few months before I had realized I'm asexual (this is related to the dumb part of this story). Now I've like 97 of them and they'll all expire on December 2016. Don't ask what happened to those poor three little guys (I guess they died) and don't ask what will happen to rest of them (I guess they'll die because of expiration causes otherwise I don't know, something dumb).
Damn, I lost a pot today.
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