Funny Poker Moments
The best and weirdest things that have ever happened to you at a poker table, both online and offline!
This still makes me laugh to this day. I stacked a guy 3 times at a nl2/5 table in Gatineau Quebec, near ottawa. when i left the casino a hour or so later he was outside waiting for me. He must of been mid 40s and just cursing my name, walking toward me in the parking lot saying he is going to kick my ass etc. about 15 ft away he trips and falls into a puddle. i respond with "gg"
I hesitantly folded 5d 6d on SB in a live tourney couple days back, missing out on a multiway pot. It seemed to me like a very close fold/call situation, so as I was folding, I said to myself specifically in this case "surely a board may come that could just smash my hand huge, but of course, that will get no reaction from me as usual." I couldn't resist myself from cracking a little smile though when on the turn the flop read 7d 8d Xx 9d. Another interesting thing about this is that I rivered a straight flush already like two orbits before this.
BSOP Main event a month ago, it was day 2 and near the bubble. I am in seat 9, and I noticed the guy in Seat 1 was pretty careless with looking at his cards. The dealer was a petite brazilian lady who was very skinny, so if I tried really hard, I could see seat 1's cards. Anyway, I'm in the BB and he's UTG. He looks at his cards. I see he has 4 accross and a diamond, and his other card is unknown to me. He raises UTG to 12k. I look down at 10 2 of hearts in the bb and decide to 3 bet to 33.5k knowing it's hard for him to call with having that 4 accross card. He flats anyway. Flop comes A 5 4 with 3 clubs. I bet out, and he tanks for a while then folds. He asked me what I had, and I told him I had top set which he thankfully believed. I thought it would be a great day with him at the table and that his big stack would be mine in no time as I angle shoot my way to a big payday, but exactly 1 hand later the dealer went from being a petite brazilian lady to big fat fucking bob and I could no longer see the guys cards because the dealer's big belly was in the way from me doing my angle shooting. I ended up bubbling the tournament after getting 1 outed by an internet kid whos mom was on his rail screaming after her baby hit his 1 outer, so I guess justice did prevail in the end.
home game cash game (i played with loan money), all night long, up 200+€ (NLHD20) and in the last hand got KQ on BT i open guy on SM call and bb aswell, flop QQ2 after their check i bet almost pot size, sb call bb raise me, turn 6 guy bet´s other raise and i call, river 8 sb check bb bet and i raise, sb fold and BB shove my all in, i tanked and called, he got the nuts (Q8), lost all my money and sb showed AA (!!!!) conclusion: lost 20€ in that night when i was up 10x times that! almost all my stack was won against that guy who had Q8, in the morning the guy payed for breakfast !!! wans´t a good night for me !
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