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What things can we blame on pokerstars ( Libomars status gave me the idea for the group http://tiltbook.com/libormar/status/140288/media/)
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nugzeh
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SubZero
443 days ago
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Judas Iscariot the Original Poker Brat? Jesus Pwns Judas At the turn, the board read As-10d-Qs-Ac. Judas Iscariot moved all-in having flopped the nut straight. However, Jesus Christ turned quad aces and called. Iscariot was drawing dead and was knocked out of the event. This is the conversation that went on after the hand: Christ: Good game. Iscariot: WTF, Jesus. I flopped the nut straight. It’s like you knew that fourth ace was coming. Peter (from the rail): He is the son of God. Iscariot: Floor! What is up with this. Isn’t there supposed to be one player to a hand? Christ is getting help from God. Christ: Judas, my father did not help me in this matter. Your hand just failed to hold up. Iscariot: Right, you make the waters calm down, bring the dead back to life, and heal the blind. Yet, you had nothing to do with that four aces hand. Sure. Whatever. Doyle Brunson (from the rail): I may be the new kid on the block, having just started playing poker, but it seems to me that maybe you should have folded your K-J pre-flop. Jesus did raise after a bright light shown down upon his hand. Iscariot: Shut up kid. I’ll play my hand and you play yours. Iscariot then storms off to talk to one of his buddies: Iscariot: Can you believe that crap. It’s always Jesus saves, Jesus is the way, Jesus is the champ. When will it be my turn. Buddy: So you playing in the Roman Open next week? Iscariot: Yeah, probably. What’s the buy-in? Buddy: 30 pieces of silver. You got that? Iscariot: Not yet, but I got someone that might put me in the game. Buddy: Really? Who do you have to get crucified in order to get someone to back you into that game? Iscariot: If you only knew.
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