Nah. Screw the Girlfriends!

Screw them hard! Following the last blogpost regarding all the girls of TiltBook, the almighty pokerlife2k9 shows a brilliant graphic of how poker is actually the lady of our hearts. Welcome to this week's recap, gentlemen!

There was a lot of controversy surrounding the latest celebration of all our members that are dating girls who aren't expecting to get paid for it. People were disgruntled, claiming that I should not devote the entire recap to just three people. Along with pokerlife2k9's masterpiece you can enjoy above, czpablos had his say about the whole issue as well and his message is pretty clear:

Jdawg's girlfriend experience

Jdawg91 is claiming that he finally managed to lure some poor girl into a relationship, but given his results and incredible volume these days, I smell a good chunk of irony and no showers whatsoever on his part. The graphs like these with 30,000 VPP days is the true girlfriend experience I am looking for in my life:



Gavin honors the true values!

"Those days you refuse to let anything distract from the grind"
by Gavin555


Masuronike is doing it all wrong

I usually try not to post anything about Masuro in these, because... he hardly ever deserves it. But given the context, I really need to show you guys how bad of an example he is for us grinders. Yes, I just included myself in the grinder category, deal with it.

We all know he has a deep, strong relationship with his girlfriend and a son who has at least 9 outs to not grow up to be a total prick. Right? Right - we all know that. But look, just look what having a love life like that has lead him to:


If you are mad enough to prioritise a relationship with a girl over your poker career, please at least make sure it is with someone who is truly, truly worth it. Take Pokerlame for instance. He lost all his money, he lost some of my money (yes, I have money, deal with it).  He is even losing all of Masuro's money. But with someone like this by your side, who needs money anyways?



Robsi is on the right track!

You can take a guess on whether rrrobsiii has a girlfriend or not!


The true state of poker

And graphs like that are especially hard, since according to alik, poker has gone a little bit tougher lately:

"how poker feels nowadays"


Wanna see yourself in here next week?

If you posted anything that is worth a place in the weekly recap and you want to make sure it will make it, send me (Scarmaker) a private message and I will check how delusional you actually are!

In the meantime, take care! :)

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