Screw you, variance! Screw you now!

In post-soviet Slovakia, grinders destroy variance! That plus graphs, hot chicks and pure madness in this week's summary of all that happened, might have happened or should have happened on TiltBook in the past seven days!

After years of experience as a keen poker observer, I came to a conclusion that the red and green lines in tracking softwares are pretty much like Russia and USA - no matter what you do or how hard you try, those two just seem to wanna be as far from each other as possible. That being said, sometimes there are people like WWO16 who are so good that even that bitch variance simply cannot them put them down. He's been running absolutely terribly, yet still manages to have a graph that plenty of us could be just jealous of:

Btw yep - he is the guy who keeps 0ivka's status "in a relationship" so no pity for him, huh? 


The best table chat diss ever!

The only reason why "Richpas26" is not winning my Joker of the Week award is because - sadly - he is not a TiltBook member. I just could not stop laughing at this ultimate diss of one of his' and Alficor's  villains!


When the villain is a stunningly hot girl!

"luckyno75" seems just like one of the random guys you meet at your regualr poker tables - and so did think radazatl. But sometimes finding out who the person behind the screen name actually is can entirely change the way you look at the person (both figuratively and literally). Ths sick part? The one below is not even her best pic.

Is she prettier than her graph? Let me know in the comments!


Regularprod introduces grinder's beach tool

Regarding WWO16 once more, It definitely is no gimmy for him and we surely can empathize as we have all experienced something like that in our lives. I mean the downswing, not having a girlfriend. The importance of getting your psyché together in times like those is crucial and sometimes stuff like taking a nice little stroll at the beach is what helps releasing it all. But who has time to take stroll inbetween all that grinding, studying and heavy procrastination? No one does! Which is why I am sure you will appreciate this awesome gadget posted by regularprod:

Now that is what I call table balancing!


frogan is this week's Joker of the Week!

Do not worry - just because I gave all my credits to that jew-gassing dude from the previous post, this does not mean that I settled for 2nd class when picking this week's official winner. Frogan posted some epic stuff himself in the last couple of days getting TiltBook Elite status in the process. Of them all, I am picking this great bit as a trailer for his wall:

"When you go all in with KK for the chiplead, and that loose fucker wakes up with AA, but the flop comes KK3."


Wanna see yourself in here next week?

If you posted anything that is worth the weekly recap and you want to make sure it will, send me (Scarmaker) a private message and I will check how delusional you actually are!

In the meantime, take care! :)

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